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A Bad Day of Golf, Emergency Room Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bad

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Emergency Response Times, Paramedic Jokes, EMS Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/response

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Golfing Injury, Golf Jokes, Emergency Humor:"A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/injury

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Have A Heart, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical/Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/have

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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how

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Keep Off The Grass, Emergency Department Jokes, Operating Room Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/grass

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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it

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The Candle And The Penis....:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/candle/

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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Wrong One, Emergency Department Jokes, Physician Humor:"A man comes into the ER yelling, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/one

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You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if..., Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:"1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. 2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. 3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form. 4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erdoc

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You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if, Emergency Department Jokes, You Might Be Humor:"1) Your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden. 2) You have delusions of being an emergency doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/volunteer

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An Evaluation of Humour in Emergency Work:
http://www.massey.ac.nz/~trauma/issues/1997-3/moran1.htm

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Emergency Nursing World's Humor Section
http://enw.org/Humor.htm

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ER NURSE HUMOR! The website for outrageous, in-your-face E.R. tunes! For E.R. nurses...by one!:"Hey, E.R. Nurses, This all started out as, well, a joke! I'm an E.R. nurse and a songwriter lucky enough to have my own home recording studio. Just for the fun of it, I started writing songs with E.R. lyrics as gifts to my co-workers, just to make them laugh. One song followed another, and then all of a sudden, the buzz was on -- and they started asking me why I didn't make a CD with this stuff! What a concept! So I have!"
http://www.ernursehumor.com/

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Hospital Cost Containment:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Mar/cutbacks.html

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MARY'S "GO TO WORK" BOOK:"This is a "children's book" I wrote one night when I was a bored Triage nurse. Armed with only some markers, a roll of tape, and an old National Geographic, I decided to let young people know what was in store for them if they became a nurse."
http://www.rantorama.com/stor6.html

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Scrotum Self-Repair:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q1/scrotum.html

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See also:

See also:

• Animals
• Therapeutic Humor Associations
• Attorney & Lawyer, Legal Jokes, Law Humor
• Bar
• Battle of the Sexes
• Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
• Bedside Nursing Humor
• Blonde Jokes, Blond Humor
• Brain Teasers
• Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
• Changing A Light Bulb Jokes
• Charge Nurse Jokes
• Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
• Dental Humor
• Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor
• Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor
• Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
• Gallows Humor
• General Nursing Humor
• Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
• Greeting Cards
• Growing Old Jokes
• Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
• Inspiration
• Joke Mailing Lists
• Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
• Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
• Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
• Legal Jokes, Attorney & Lawyer, Law Humor
• Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
• Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
• Medical Humor
• Medical Terminology
• Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
• Nursing Cartoons and Comics
• Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
• Operating Room Humor
• Parenting Humor, Jokes About Parents And Children
• Pets, Veterinarians
• Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes
• Psychiatric
• Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven
• RN, Nurse Jokes, Nursing Humor
• School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
• Speakers Bureaus
• Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
• Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
• Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
• You Might Be A . . . . If"

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